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A man took his wife to the cattle show and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said "This bull mated 50 times last year". The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said "He mated 50 times last year.

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said "This bull mated 120 times last year". The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him".

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR". The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one".

The husband looked at her and said "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow".

NOTE: The husband's condition is currently stable, and he should make a complete recovery...

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Re: A man took his wife to the cattle show

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.”

“We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.”

“I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.”

“What did you do?” asks the doctor.

“Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' ”

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Re: A man took his wife to the cattle show

Bob, a handsome dude walked into a sports bar around 9.58pm

He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up the TV.

The 10.00pm news as coming . The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said " Do you think he'll jump"

Bob says, " You know, I bet he will jump"

The blonde replied, " Well, I bet he won't"
Bob placed a $20 note on the bar and said "You're on"

Just as the blonded placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed the $20 to Bob saying, "Fairs, fair, here's your money"

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.

The blonde replied, " I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again"

Bob took the money