The Top ten entries from our Nathan Outlaw book competition

So as you know the competition we ran to win a signed copy of Nathan Outlaw's 'Fish Kitchen' has now come to an end. However weep not as we're comforting you with those entries that we just had to share. Thank you everyone for entering and for coming up with such great fish-themed film titles- from the shockingly bad to the amazingly inventive here is our top ten including the top three that won: At number 10 is this entry from Mark Pearson:

@ChefAllsworth @CanteenTweets @Nathanoutlaw oh dear !! what about the trilogy , the prawn identity , prawn supremacy & prawn ultimatum — Mark Pearson (@thechefinsider) May 12, 2014

and at 9 is this classic from James King:

@CanteenTweets @Nathanoutlaw Edward Scissorclams! #competition
— Paul Hurst (@PpHurst) May 11, 2014

at 8 is this gangster inspired entry from Simon Walsh

@CanteenTweets @Nathanoutlaw Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Kippers #fishfilms #bookcomp
— simon walsh (@simonwalsh7) May 13, 2014

at 7 is this stomper from Nick Edgar

@CanteenTweets @nathanoutlaw Jurassic shark
— nick edgar (@nicoginger82) May 12, 2014

at 6 is Paul Johnson with this comedy great:

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@Nathanoutlaw montey pike thon and the coley grail
— Paul Johnson (@paul228johnson) May 13, 2014

and at 5 is James Grimes with this Tom Hanks classic:

@CanteenTweets @Nathanoutlaw forest guppy
— iASCSeafood (@ChefJamesGrimes) May 18, 2014

and at 4 from Sam Everett is Tom Hanks again but this time a bit older:

@SamHarding18 @CanteenTweets @Nathanoutlaw the da Vinci cod
— Sam Everett (@sameverett203) May 18, 2014

and the moment you've been waiting for the top 3 imaginative entrants who equally won themselves a signed copy of Nathan's book: Ben Havard Taylor with this Pixar masterpiece:

@CanteenTweets @Nathanoutlaw Finding Breamo. Withsnail and I. Monty Python and the Coley Grail.
— Ben Harvard Taylor (@BenHT) May 13, 2014

Jake Clayton with an 80's entry:

@CanteenTweets @Nathanoutlaw honey I shrunk the squids
— Jake clayton (@jakeclayton4) May 15, 2014

Anna Foalks with this martial arts best:

@CanteenTweets @Nathanoutlaw The Karate Squid....Turbot and Hooch?!
— Anna Foalks (@AnnaFoalks) May 12, 2014

Thank you everyone for entering, we had a lot of fun reading all the entries!

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