This is the second installment in a series of weekly blogs, rounding up each heat of Great British Menu 2015.
This week, three chefs from the South West began their journey on the Great British Menu. Welcoming to the show, newcomer Jude Kereama, alongside two returning chefs from last year’s competition, Josh Eggleton and Dominic Chapman, who were beaten to the banquet by fish-course extraordinaire Emily Watkins.
I can only imagine their shock and embarrassment when Emily herself
walked into the kitchen, announcing herself as this week’s mentor. She must have felt at least a little bit smug saying “so close last year” to the returning duo, it wouldn’t surprise me to find out the show had cut her saying “but not close enough” and sticking her tongue out.
The first course kicked off to a…well to exactly the same start as last week! Unfortunately for Pony and Trap chef, Josh Eggleton, we had already seen a savoury Victoria sponge made with brioche by Graham Chapman from the Scottish heat.
The only difference was it appeared that Josh took inspiration from a sea sponge and decided to add mackerel. Newbie Jude Kereama from Kota restaurant in Cornwall, also took a dive into the ocean and returned with every single crab he could lay his hands on in order to create his ‘Porthleven and poochie high tea’. He took the stance that when the Women’s Institute began in World War One, they were constrained to rationing.
However, rationing wasn’t limited to the sea, so the poochies (or crabs to you and I) were free. About one claw into the 12 Jude had to pick, the pressure started to get to him and Emily was not impressed when she found bits of shell inside the dish, effecting his score.
The very experienced Dominic Chapman, owner of the Michelin starred The Beehive, decided to create a picnic for the WI ladies, “In England’s Green and Pleasant land” titled from a lyric in the WI anthem, Jerusalem.
Alternating classic Walkers crisps with appropriately chosen Jerusalem potatoes, Quail Eggs to imitate scotch eggs, and pickles to please the ladies that pride themselves on pickling and jam making. Emily was particularly looking forward to Dom’s Jerusalem artichoke soup, so he must have been kicking himself when he realised, even after some prodding from Josh, that he forgot to serve the damn thing. As the fish course came around, the chefs were on edge. Emily would be expecting more from the trio today, as this was the dish that sent her to the banquet.
Dom, who I can assume really loves salmon, presented Emily with his dish ‘Mountain Streams’. This dish consisted of three different types of cooked salmon, and a trout pie. There seems to be some sort of pattern going on this year, last week Jacqueline O’Donnel chose not to make her own jam, this week Dom is using (gasp) shop bought pastry! The ever-confident second-timer marked himself a nine for the dish, receiving an unsure glance from the typically stone-cold judge.
Josh, who was marked down for a starter that wasn’t considered banquet worthy, tried to push the boat out with his fish course. Taking inspiration from the 1944 meat pie scheme, where the ladies of the WI made 200 pies a week to sell without ration tickets, Josh wanted to fuse chicken with fish. In theory it sounds great, everyone loves a surf and turf, but the flavour of the fish was drowned out… which probably isn’t ideal during the fish course.
With the aim of serving individual rock pools, Jude met up with a Cornish forager who sourced fresh produce for his dish, to enforce the idea that sustainable food can be found on your doorstep – of course if you don’t live by the sea you might have some trouble obtaining sea weed. The dish looked true to its name, garnished with aerated oyster sea foam, although it was criticised that the squid ink pasta might have been difficult to find in a rock pool.
If you weren’t bored of Dom’s menu-rendition of Jerusalem yet, you probably would be after hearing him exclaim “bring me my chariot of fire” on more than one occasion during the third episode. All of the chefs decided to send their lambs to the slaughter, as Dom chooses to cook his lamb for a hotpot, while Josh and Jude battle over the water bath to cook their lamb, sous vide.
Although, there was a hint of sabotage when Josh went to check on his lamb and the water bath had been turned off! Quick to point the finger at competitor Jude, he interrogated the kitchen staff, before realising he had actually turned the bath off himself. For a viewer, it felt as anti-climactic as if we were watching Taken, and Liam Neeson realised he had actually just left his daughter in the car and she wasn’t kidnapped