Speaking on how he’s cheated death twice in the kitchen, the first time was slicing his finger at college and having to be taken to A&E by his mother with his detached finger in some ice. Fast forward a while later, his oven gloves caught fire whilst lifting a 20litre pot of soup off the stove.
He said: “I proceeded to burn my hands severely as I didn’t want to lose the soup!” Well that teaches us to always appreciate our soup!
We’re all guilty of over-working ourselves, but Simon told the independent his near-death experience’ occurred when he was working as a temp in Reading. Under immense stress he claims to have been close a heart attack! “For about five hours the order machine didn’t stop, so I literally served
Working at the Capital Hotel as a young chef, Eric gave himself a pretty nasty cut involving…oysters! Whilst opening oysters by hand, the blade slid and cut all the way through the palm of his hand. Ouch.
Attempting to light an old gas oven, Andrew experienced a major make over. Whilst thinking there was a fault with the oven and waiting for something to happen, the gas oven fired up, exploding in his face. This resulted in Andrew’s eyebrows disappearing.
A young apprentice, trying to embrace the smells of different flavoured oils, what could go wrong? Dan explains whilst he was trying to figure out what flavour oil was in a plastic bottle, squeezing the bottle, however unaware that the oil was filled to the brim.
The oil ended up going up through his nose and down the back of his throat. “I genuinely thought I was going to die. It was pretty funny to everyone watching though”. I bet that helped him find out the flavour!
By Marigona Bucinca
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