they do. We’re open from ten o’clock every day; we do great breakfasts; we do casual lunch; we do everyday dishes and we also do special dishes.
I love the fact that people go to restaurants for very different reasons. One person might be going out to impress a hot date, another might just have been to a funeral and someone else is going for a business meeting, so that’s what we try to do at Parlour; we do British pub classics like chicken Kiev and cow pie but we also do a bit of snipe or red mullet or sea bass or pork with black pudding and quince; we do the

everyday but we also do the special occasions as well.
I once had a review of my food that said, “British food, now available in colour”. I love the fact that British food is famously grey, stodgy and boring but it is possible to make it fun, colourful and delicious; it just takes a little bit of thought and skill.
As you mentioned before, theatre is a big part of what you do; how does that manifest in the restaurant?
We have a toasted marshmallow wagon wheel on the menu which we toast at the table. It gets brought to the table and the waiter brings a massive professional welder’s blowtorch with them and burnishes the marshmallows in front of the customer.

We do a DIY malted chocolate mousse where you have ten different sprinkles like chocolate salami, coffee jelly, popping candy and others arranged around a special plate, then the waiter comes with a whipped cream canister and shoots the chocolate mousse into the middle.
Then of course there’s the kitchen table where we just go mental. It’s very interactive. We have music; we have smoke machines; we have headphones, not tiny ones but the big ones that fit over your ears. Kitchen tables are usually in big fancy restaurants and have long tasting menus with big prices and expensive wines and it’s all quite serious. Here the chefs serve exclusively – all the drinks and food, and there’s a story behind each dish and we tell that story to the customer. Somebody made hummus the other day and they messed it up and put chestnuts in it instead of chickpeas – so there’s a new dish – chestnut hummus! We have a dish inspired by KFC and McDonald’s which we call ‘McTucky’s popcorn chicken nuggets’ which people love.

It’s interactive throughout but the crescendo is the pudding. The guests finish their main course; they get given headphones in silence, then the music from 2001: A Space Odyssey starts, then Noel Coward might come on, then we dress the table and some other music might come on like Pulp Fiction and we’ll go wild dressing the table itself with mousses, purées, chocolate, blow torches, gas canisters, jellies and all the rest of it. It’s quite an experience!
Do you think there needs to be more humour in top end dining?
We love great food and I love fine dining but I don’t love the pomp and the seriousness behind it. There’s so much fun to be had – that’s what it’s all about. My whole point in doing this whole crazy job was having an ongoing money-making dinner party and that’s what I try and emphasise. Why not go wild? I don’t have anyone to answer to; I can do whatever I want!
Jesse's recipe for Wagon Wheel Cookies
Jesse's recipe for Chestnut Hummus